FUNNY students in a academically acclaimed school.

yes it's a double entry today....cus i so have to blog about this. almost forgot!

was reading my school's publication called 'the Ridge' yesterday on the train back...almost laughed aloud when i came across a few things inside. why am i even reading campus stuff? cus they're freaking FREE. lol. Anyways, you know how i hate to suppress my laughter...read these!

polled out of 50 undergrads: my comments in [brackets]

Qn: With the demise of the Arts canteen, where do you eat your meals now?

2- at home [sure not? non-stop hits in a day not hungry meh?]
9- at techno egde [man, i can't find a canteen with a name more compatible with it's fac. the food there....simply tastes technological.]
15- business canteen [clearly a more rational choice.]
13- Elsewhere [WHERE???]
9- doesn't concern me, i don't eat at Arts canteen anyway [OH, really? you must be from ntu...hee.]
2- anywhere that has hot babes or hunks [my personal fave.] :)
addtional comments by a student: "i miss Deck. period." [short and sweet]

Qn: Which is the best media on campus?

8- Hooked
9- The Ridge
4- Campus Observer
2- Radiopulze
6- Hall Publication
11- ALL SUCK [LOL...how funny is that?!?!]
10- All are good in their own right [ a very politically correct answer...these people must be aspiring Ms SinaporeS.]
additional comments by another student: "we should all save paper and stop littering the campus with magazines." [FUNNIEST]
*** should add another choice: NUS have what kind of media? haha...you'll be surprised some students can't even name 3...i was one of them.. WAS. haha.

Qn: Singapore and 6.5 million population...

4- i think it's necessary for continued economic growth. [yet another politically right answer...can be more interesting please..]
23- it'll be too crowded! [YEEESSSssssSSSsss]
11- as long as we're not swamped with foreigners [this is quite anti-social..if they realize, our school has lots.]
8- don't care as i'll migrate by then [...that's why lah...foreigners are precisely chalking up cus of people like eeeEWWW]
4- don't care as i'll live in a comfortable condo and drive a nice car by then [ wwwaaaahhh........count me in.]
...some more comments: "i'm definitely looking forward to more jam-packed MRT and buses" [i totally feel you...]

...and the issue's highlight: DIRTY INSIGHTS

just ONE example...

"my dirtiest fantasy is trying to imagine what shit actually tastes like"-stickyyicky, year 3 medicine.


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and you wonder what nus students are like....


i can only say, they're only humans.....


[again, i don't plagiarize: cited from NUSSU PUBLICATIONS]