Unforgiving.......

This has gotta be one of those suay days of mine.

I saw an irksome person who reminds me of her even more IRKSOME other half who also happens to be a PSYCHO with multiple other names that are along the line of curse-words.

I'm not afraid to say that she used to be my cousin but not now because as much as i'm objective and sentimental, i feel pretty ashamed of her husband's existence. So much so that i can overtly proclaim that sometimes, though not often, relatives are just relative.

If you ask me to think of those happy times we had togther and the times where everyone is happy with everyone.... and just forget about whatever happened..... Then may i ask what went through their corrupted minds the same time they decide to turn against us? Were they possessed? unlikely. Then i suppose it's pretty fair, after going through a tumultous turn of events, that we opt out of this warped relation.

So because i don't want to be disgusted at myself for doing something i don't believe in, i blatantly ignored her and walked away. Don't be mistaken that i can't face her the way her psycho husband couldn't face us (he ought to), I'm just too principled to do so. Because nothing is more important than my immediate family. and thanks to them in a way, i've never been that clear and protective about the people that matters to me most, and of cus, those who don't.

Unworthy. Really unworthy.

Another reason is because i am also quite thoroughly disgusted with my 2nd Aunt, who also happens to be the mother of the "once" cousin i was talking about. Maybe you feel that i shouldn't be disrespectful but to me.....respect is forever earned. it's not a given, and it should never be taken for granted.

Just some facts about her that i want people to know before they start to judge me:

1) She ever chased my grandparents out of the house (that legally belongs to my grandfather) because of some petty argument, even when it was a fact that my grandfather favours her a lot. If you talk about respect, then let's start from here. How can you do that to your own parents? Is she fucking possessed too? A lot of the younger cousins may not know this but this is what i heard from my own grandmother (also her mother) and other aunts. THAT IS WHY MY GRANDPARENTS came to Singapore to stay. I swore i could see tears in my granny's eyes as she recalled this incident.

2) She almost got into a physical fight with my granny.....fighting with your own mother? Very respectable.

3) She tried to "CON" my aunts into giving her my grandfather's death cert so she could change the ownership of the house to her name...which didn't occur cus of some complications. LUCKILY.

4) She also stirred quite a commotion about splitting the money collected at my grandfather's funeral. All my other aunts were damn pissed with her.

5) She continued staying at the house my grandfather left behind and even renovated it. She boasted to the entire village about how rich her (PSYCHO) son-in-law is but DID NOT and NEVER BOTHERED to set aside any room for my granny when the house rightfully belongs to my granny after the passing of my grandfather.

6) She and one of her sons and some others in the family spread rumours that my dad is working UNDER her PSYCHOTIC son-in-law (which i believe he himself claimed so not surprisngly) when my dad is actually his PARTNER and a SHAREHOLDER in his company.

7) She fucking spread false rumours that we were able to afford our house only because my dad took money from the company.

...If I don't get pissed at this point i might as well put on a Halo and float into heaven.

8) This one's quite appalling to me: She DID NOT FIX ANY ELECTRICITY, LIGHTS, FAN...whatsoever for my grandparents in their room when they were staying at the house. My granny had to fan herself to sleep everynight. So much for  filial piety.

9) She IGNORED my granny recently at a chinese opera performance in the village when my granny was sitting next to her.

10) My granny wanted to walk over and talk to one of my younger relatives sitting at the rear of the bike this hell of a aunt was riding but she BLATANTLY RODE AWAY IGNORING my granny again.

and my personal fave of her list of glamourous moments in life:

She actually said something like 'luckily my daughter (tt PSYCHO's wife) didn't marry your son' at her daughter's EX-boyfriend's FUNERAL....TO HIS MOTHER.

*Standing OVATION*

I couldn't be bothered to start on that psychotic S-Hole today.

At this age, i'm pretty sure i can differentiate between right and wrong...and of cus, to be magnanimous. Just so you know, my definition of magnimity is to just shut these unworthy people out.

My aim of writing this, is not to make my younger relatives hate their grandmother... But i feel that it's not wrong for them to know either, if they ever read this that is. Facts are facts. whether they like it or not. Inconvenient truths are hard to swallow. But i must say i'm happy that at least they did not take after their grandmother. It's just sad if they did. To me, i have nothing against them. It's just the older generation. I don't like to be forced into respecting people i don't believe in  or obliging just because i'm born into it.

Of cus my mother taught me well... i don't scheme against others, i don't betray, i definitely won't turn against my own family for no apparent reasons. She also taught me to be respectful....the ONE most basic trait that anyone should have under proper guidance.

SO, I'm merely standing by what is right, and not let negative influences affect my considerably decent upbringing. Sorry to say, but I'm not that forgiving when it comes to people hurting the ones i care about.

I'm choosing to shut out the BAD and UNWORTHY to avoid tainting my life.

The Korean bun. (1st attempt)

I'm missing my JMs (Cherine, Don and Gerald).

I was sitting in my colleague's car during lunch. My pants nearly caught fire cus of the heat.

Man.... and i went "Wahhhh hot!!!"

That so reminded me of my JMs. Year 2, Sem 1:

Every Tuesday & Thursday after our Science of Music module, JM Don will fetch us back to Arts.

Cher and i will go: "sssooooo HOOOOT"

Don will always reply: "Thanks Jm."

hahahahhaaa...

and there's Gerald's incessant loudness....

..and the 4 of us always shouting in the car for no reason.

We should try that again sometime. :)

Bouquets and Brickbats

Sorry for the double post but i'd like to share some humour with you.

You know how Singaporeans can be so weird and bizarre sometimes. Beneath their prim and proper exterior is an undiscovered talent for humour. Like honestly, they are funny without even trying. This talent can only be fished from the FEEDBACKS they write.

If i were a scout, i'd easily pick a handful from 20 feedbacks i read here.

Here's one classic example:
(Of cus, it's only ethical that i don't mention the member's name just in case he writes to some newspaper flaming me (like what he threatens below). It'll only inconvenience the editor cus of his very impressive command of English. On deeper thought, i think he was too pissed to write proper english.)

"I came to the club at about 11am alone for 1 ball to register, the counter girl told me there's no flight so i went to the range. As i was on my way to nearby toilet to get some drinks (what?! he gets drinks from the toilet?!! really don't wana know what he drinks in there) I saw a flight of 3 balls on 1209pm (i thought that's some kind of 4D number until i saw the 'pm' behind. LOL) going to the course. SO i went over to the counter which was another counter girl there (totally lost his command of english to his emotions) she does not know anything about the matter. My name and tel no. was given on the time of my registration so i just wanted to know is there are any favourites to golfer or is the counter have the power not to have the member to join in the flight or the status of my membership are not (Verbal diarrheoa here) enough to play golf (tsk tsk, totally sour). Does the member have the power of rights not to let the join in guest to play? (uh-HUH!) If your club is not going to respone (too angry he can't spell) to me in one week's time I will not wait and go to newspaper that there are overpower among the club rules (don't understand his train of thought, whatsoever)."

Oh and he still owes the Club a thousand bucks in golfing. Mister, we have better reasons to keep you off the greens :)


But he's not number one.

Number 1 on my list should be awarded to the MOST PERSISTENT AND RESILIENT COMPLAINER EVER who CANNOT STOP WRITING IN about the missing "entertainment" section of the ZAO BAO. He writes in every other day, to the CHAIRMAN though i'm very sure there's no such position in the Club, and keeps pestering us to notify him of the progress of investigation.

All that for a pathetic entertainment portion of Zao Bao that he can't seem to afford himself. I think it's affecting him so bad that he may be suffering from insomnia or loss of apetite over deprivation of celebrity gossips specifically from his favourite piece of newspaper.

This uncle... seriously, has nothing better to do.

However, on the better side of the planet, there are actually appreciative people who takes time and effort to sing praises for the deserving lot.

Sometimes i really wonder...even if i truly am grateful for the good service i recieve, will i be motivated to pen them down on a feedback form voluntarily? I don't think so. And i'm not very proud of that. This is an unpleasant part of me that i'd wana change. It's just like how i love to recieve praises and good words from others...the best part is, it doesn't hurt to do so. In fact, i think both sides feel good. We really shouldn't be too selfish with praises. let's all be generous :)

It's a tit-for-a-tat world...and it's the same for everyone and everything.

As for those morons.... i'll forgive them cus they are my source of entertainment. haha.

I woke up this pleasant morning in SHOCK cus it reads NINE O'clock on my Alarm clock.

What happened to the Alarm??? Oh! it went of the first time and i hid it in my blanket. HAHA.

So no time for coffee or breakfast  or playing with Muffyboy. So darn late.

Changed into 3 different cardigans before settling with one. Should've been prepared the night before since i'm always rushing for time...i know.

I was still thinking of my coffee on my way out.... contemplated stopping over at Northpoint for one but I WAS ALREADY late.

Arrived at office 9:30. Not too bad. just half an hour short. Quite a record for waking up at 9.

and then i smell COFFEE..... from this starbucks cuppa a seat away..........

*faints*

i have to get my daily dose!!!! i'm so gonna get it at lunch.

My awesome Vanilla Latte in Grande.

i. love. you.

Starbucks should really have a Drive-Through man.

A random musing: i was eating at China Square (someplace in the heart of the CBD), a very nice place surrounded by office buildings. It's an executive's haven with bars and eateries lined along this walkway of trees with fairy lights. It was a Monday, a public holiday, quiet, no office crowd. Then i wondered, if i could live my life again. I'd work for a life like that. I'd wana earn myself a place in one of those iconic office buildings...strut in Christian Louboutin heels holding my daily cuppa from a Starbucks nearby....live in an apartment 2 streets away from the bustling city with my best friend...and hangout at my faveourite bar for drinks after work, or dine at the sushi restaurant nearby...a local version of a Sex in the City kinda life.

That's the life man.

But hell, i doubt i can achieve this lifetime.

To be fair, i think my life now is the best that it can be, just short of (you know what) and a little more excitement. Otherwise, i'm thanking god that everything's pretty much in good place. :) I can still get my Louboutins either way. :D

Back to reality....

Some pictures taken the past few days.

Fefe & daddy couldn't be more bothered with my camera than the Durians. My Dad CLAIMS that each  costs like $40. Courtesy of our family friend though. And i wonder if u've heard about this but i wana share a durian-eating tip with you: If you run tap water over a durian shell to wash your hands you can actually get rid of the smell. it's SO TRUE! try it the next time. But don't buy from cold storage cus they don't come with shells. Alternatively, you can just wear gloves...as demonstrated by fefe in picture.

Muffy trying to "suck-up" to my dad.... as usual.

We celebrated Rella's 31st Birthday! cannot imagine right? Our maid's 31 yrs old! so don't look like it.

She's like the best domestic helper ever......

I hope she doesn't look like that in her hostel.

Mummy forced me to take pictures of the Ladyfinger plant before it falls off soon. Awesome. It's like we can cook fish head curry with ONE ladyfinger. what the hell.....

What am i gonna do after the last dance class? can anybody come up with anything???

Elva is cool.

*photo from yahoo news

Gem-studded Earphones?

UlTRA COOL.

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  HOT & NEW songs to be updated into my karaoke system. (major YAYness)
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  HAPPENING WEEKEND - Friday Late Night Karaoke with Glyn, Jacky & Collin/ Saturday Dance +Birthday celebration for Nai Zun @ Dan Ryan's (my new fave, kudos to Jiayi my love)/ Sunday TBA
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  SHOPPING ITCH can only be cured with therapy. This month, COSMETICS!!!! followed by clothes, shoes, accessories.
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  MOVIE DATES are welcome on weekday nights. Let's watch: Year One/Time Traveller's Wife/The Ugly Truth
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  TRIED AND TRYING to be a sugar-coated friend for the one-and-only-Bestest friend.
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  NEW CODE OF CONDUCT - Be nice. Whine less. Complain less. Appreciate more. Let it Go.
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   NEVER TIRED of hanging out with my parents. Love my folks.
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  BOILING POINT this week: "Obligated" Inconvenience.
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  FATTEST PAYCHECK in occ to date.
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  RUNNING OUT of excuses to NOT go for work.

What?! Low market VALUE?!?!??!?!?!?!

Let me tell you....


Quizes are created for a reason. And the major reason it's ever concieved is to FORCE EXPLETIVES OUT OF YOU. okay, maybe i'm a bit severe here or as you suspect, may be suffering from something known as "I-cannot-accept-inconvenient-truths-Syndrome".


Whatever the hell it is.....i really quite majorly dislike the outcome of this one.


Yes, i broke my Rule No. (what) of NOT Succumbing to generalisation through ill-designed questions that experts supposedly think makes your life better. I FALTERED and SUBJECTED myself to this shit...WHY? simply because i was THAT BORED in office.


Another reason, was of cus, i really wanted to know. But unfortunately end up feeling like a sour-puss over it.




In Case you're still wondering what pissed me of so bad.... nothing can be more insulting than finding out about your LOW VALUE in the MALE-MEAT MARKET.




Allow me another moment to indulge in my sorrows..........Oh~~i must be so insane....




Instead of a BLUE CHIP, i come closer to one that's probably gonna crash and burn in the stock market.


and WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH ALWAYS MAKING TIME FOR MY FRIENDS EVEN WHEN I'M BUSY??? since when has that quality become an obstacle in the quest for love, HUH?! that's totally warped......


Also very strangely, turns out that being a bit of a self-obsessed bitch winds you up closer to dating. like WTF, seriously? You get 10points for being a friend that "cancels on your friend"? Think i'll have to undergo some major values-reconstruction before i date someone. and of cus, end up a total frozen friend (though i do have one or two friends like tt even though they do NOT have bfs).


It just super shocked me when the verdict was:

With your value hovering at a frightening low......

See, i know i shouldn't do those stupid quizes... this is what i get. A SORE feeling from knowing. How can it possibly make you feel better, huh????????




























It can.


























Cus i did it again after reading the results.



















I know, i know... i'm like the epitome of self-denial.


Sidetrack: My wisdom tooth is giving me problems again. This time, i think it's here to stay. *GASP* can somebody invent something that dissolves teeth so we wise ppl can actually avoid going under plyers and needles?

3 days ago....

Daddy: You know ah, me and my friends... we walk 13kilometres everytime. You know from where not? from Bukit Purmei all the way up to Mt Fabor...then all the way to the Henderson Waves...and then up the slope until the Southbridge....and back...

Me: *Nod nod* watches TV intently.

Daddy: You know the South Bridge is not a normal bridge you know? it's very long and winding and....

Me: *Nod Nod Nod* huh... is it.

Daddy: YAH! of cus... and we go all the way to the Hortpark and back leh...

Me: *nods several other times* wahh... aiya walk only...

Daddy: I tell you you sure cannot one lah... No joke you know...

Me: *Widens my eyes* EXCUSE ME~~~~~~~ daddy. you're talking to a young person here leh. what cannot?

Daddy: You think you can? Not normal walking you know! We walk very fast like brisk walking kind.. very fast one i tell you! Normal youngsters also won't be able to catch up.

Me: Like HELLO~~~ Daddy all the medals in the office fake one lah? SCUSE me, but i got first in cross country before lor. and WALKING nia... *rolls eyes* what's so difficult huh hUH HUH?!

Daddy: AAhhh... hahahaha. Ok! this Thursday you follow us walk from ( he repeats the part in BLUE in the first line)... you sure cannot tahan one lah... i'm not joking!

Me: uh HUH, but i'm not joking also! it's just WALKING!!!! How difficult can it be?! I trekked Mt Sorak in Korea IN SLIPPERS hor daddy! SLIPPERS leh!!!!! some more the floor's rocky one okay! until where you know or not?? the cliff side leh!!!!

Daddy: ok! you say one ah! this thursday if you can win me i give you $200. If you lose you lose nothing.

Me: *cash register sounded DAMN LOUD in my head* ON LAH!!!!!! you say one okay.... HA! i'm gonna start warming up. wah daddy you serious ah.... you have too much money you wana bet with me... tsk tsk tsk.

Daddy: okay..... i wana see how good you are. Talk only.

Me: *fires up* PLEASE LOR! you everytime Gey Kiang leh daddy.... i know you very fit lah, but i will win YOU!

Daddy: nevermind! i let you say....nevermind... *thinks* i tell you what, you win i give you 500bucks, you lose you give me 100 ok.

Me: *my mind focused on the 500bucks* OH! okay can!!! you wana gimme money i will take don't worry!




On thursday....

(almost at the Southbridge)

Me: Daddy *pants* i tell you hor, i've decided that i shouldn't aim for such short term happiness. So i'm walking with mummy.... cus mummy says she's going to give me ALL HER MONEY next time anyways.

Mummy: *nods*

Dad: ...............................................................................................

What a great excuse for saving my face  & money. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Guess what, pals?

I was on MC yesterday. and guess what?? i really do have an MC to prove it in case u start scoffing at me for whatever reasons. Well, i shall congratulate your half-guess that i was just being lazy. HALF correct only. Cus i REALLY was unwell, and i bothered to make it legitimate by visiting the doctor. How's that huh? You totally read a full paragraph of unimportant content.

Hahahahahahaa......

I simply love to marvel at my ability in writing grand-ancestor stories....  Long winded, bids around the forest.. and back to one simple point to my satisfaction. grandmother stories are not even close.

I talk too much, type too much, complain too much and (something i'm not very proud of) scold too much.

What is it then, that's left of me? In this perfect lil world where women are suppose to be demure and WANTED by men.... appealing in every standard... If you don't have the body (me), then at least have the looks (not totally me). And if you don't really have looks (me, again), then please behave like a decent girl (?!).

What the F**k? Oh, vulgarity...coarseness...crudeness.... another taboo for women. Did i also mention i'm a tad too opinionated for men's liking too. Yes, that is me. A total mockery of convention.

And my punishment for behaving as such......

I FELL INTO THE POND a 2nd TIME

yesterday.

The Good, BAD and the Weird.

Lemme AWE you (or u can pretend to be awed) with some discoveries i made lately....

The GOOD:

Think the fitting rooms in Triumph @ Orchard ION are the most impressive ones i've ever seen. it almost feels like i was some big-time cabaret star...much as you won't wana imagine me as one. HAHAHAHA.

I know some of you might probably have seen something similar somewhere but your friend here haven't so spare me some room for indulgence. I was really more interested in meddling with the mood switches and cam-whoring than trying on the lingerie i chose. HAHA.

luckily i took quite a few pieces...so you know... an excuse to take my time inside. :X

Don't you just wish you own this dainty little dressing table?

..and don't you wish you were that sexy model inside the frame too??

me? i just wish i could fit into the cups (woops!)

feathers and furs... mighty LOVES!!!

this is so inspiring me to turn my room into a cabaret box! HAHA...

Lemme see, shall i start with picking up Muffy's fur remnants on the sofas? Or netting bird feathers from the pond????

Did i also mention the awesome 'mood' modes they have??

i shall spam you with illustrations...of myself(ahem).

Blue: Chill-out Mood

Red: Uh, Dangerously Sexy mood?

Purple: I forgot what mood... LOL

Pink: Sensual Mood??

Okay whatever lah, not a very good illustration cus i can't remember the labels on the switch. LOL. I just wanted to spam and you only need to pay attention to the incredible array of color displays. haha... Ignore my unoriginal poses too...

Just to prove how AWED i was. hahahaha.

The bad BAD BAD:

We were damn early (in Sg standard) for a GV movie.

Just so you wana know... we watched The Proposal and it was AWESOME. (in case u think i have limited vocab in this post, i'm telling you this is my new favourite Adjective. LOL)

k, like i said, we were so darm early... there was NOBODY in the cinema at all.

To make sure nobody's really there, i went "are there anyone making out behind???" u know, sometimes sec sch kids may hide behind kissing and all....

we decided we could do some cam-whoring since we might never get to experience this emptiness anymore. HAHA.

..and so we did

and continued for like 10 mins...

Until we discovered this:

Aww...popcorn....on the floor...of cus of cus, it's a cinema. the cleaner might have missed it that's all... as long as it's not on our seats...oh well...

but

the mother of all HORRORS

THIS?!

We totally thought we could actually see Kutus and whatever hell of microscopic pests in their same family making mini-jumps around the damn seat.

what was THAT?! some patrons farted poison on the seat? What about the handles?!

F.Y.I, this is just one of the seats out of the many other condemned seats we discovered later.

Appalled and Insulted, huh? Apparently the Management didn't think we're hygenic people who actually care about what we sit on.

So never gonna visit GV yishun ever EVER EVER. EVER AGAIN.

EEEEEEEVVVEEERRRR!!!

Glynis is smiling in trauma. HAHAHAHA.

did i say EVER?

The weird:

Of cus, what's an entry without featuring MYSELF.

Luckily for you, i decided to go keesiao this time.