Me: *Nod nod* watches TV intently.
Daddy: You know the South Bridge is not a normal bridge you know? it's very long and winding and....
Me: *Nod Nod Nod* huh... is it.
Daddy: YAH! of cus... and we go all the way to the Hortpark and back leh...
Me: *nods several other times* wahh... aiya walk only...
Daddy: I tell you you sure cannot one lah... No joke you know...
Me: *Widens my eyes* EXCUSE ME~~~~~~~ daddy. you're talking to a young person here leh. what cannot?
Daddy: You think you can? Not normal walking you know! We walk very fast like brisk walking kind.. very fast one i tell you! Normal youngsters also won't be able to catch up.
Me: Like HELLO~~~ Daddy all the medals in the office fake one lah? SCUSE me, but i got first in cross country before lor. and WALKING nia... *rolls eyes* what's so difficult huh hUH HUH?!
Daddy: AAhhh... hahahaha. Ok! this Thursday you follow us walk from ( he repeats the part in BLUE in the first line)... you sure cannot tahan one lah... i'm not joking!
Me: uh HUH, but i'm not joking also! it's just WALKING!!!! How difficult can it be?! I trekked Mt Sorak in Korea IN SLIPPERS hor daddy! SLIPPERS leh!!!!! some more the floor's rocky one okay! until where you know or not?? the cliff side leh!!!!
Daddy: ok! you say one ah! this thursday if you can win me i give you $200. If you lose you lose nothing.
Me: *cash register sounded DAMN LOUD in my head* ON LAH!!!!!! you say one okay.... HA! i'm gonna start warming up. wah daddy you serious ah.... you have too much money you wana bet with me... tsk tsk tsk.
Daddy: okay..... i wana see how good you are. Talk only.
Me: *fires up* PLEASE LOR! you everytime Gey Kiang leh daddy.... i know you very fit lah, but i will win YOU!
Daddy: nevermind! i let you say....nevermind... *thinks* i tell you what, you win i give you 500bucks, you lose you give me 100 ok.
Me: *my mind focused on the 500bucks* OH! okay can!!! you wana gimme money i will take don't worry!
On thursday....
(almost at the Southbridge)
Me: Daddy *pants* i tell you hor, i've decided that i shouldn't aim for such short term happiness. So i'm walking with mummy.... cus mummy says she's going to give me ALL HER MONEY next time anyways.
Mummy: *nods*
Dad: ...............................................................................................
What a great excuse for saving my face & money. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
1 comment:
you and your dad are damn cute lol. its nice to see such a happy family haha!
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