don't go asking me what 'Omo' stands for cus your eyes is gonna go rooollliinngg like there's no tomorrow. if you know you'll know. jiayi Lim will definitely know. haha.
so it's gonna be a list of CANNOT MAKE-ITs for the week. as in, the things, people or stuff i come across, which i think i won't be caught dead doing or whatever i deem intoleratble. lol. if you beg to differ then by all means cus everyone has different threshold for tolerance...apparently. haha. but i doubt so lah. cus some stuff are really...you know........ CANNOT MAKE IT!!!!
so after a a couple of rounds of crapping and goofing around with my all-time-favourite-besty [JIAYI LIM] yesterday, i became so inspired to start this list cus i reeeeaaaalllllyyy wana share with you all how CMI some people can be. wahahahahaa.... ok here goes...
MATTY's OMO-List of The Week:
#3
Steven Lim's HILARIOUS attempt in lashing-out at Xiaxue for dissing him on his wet-patches all over his clothes cus of his warped sweat-glands and how UGLY he is. he's like relentlessly trying to make WanBao sue Xx. the details please go find from youtube. funny like there's no tommorrow can. very typical of him. it's like he's so convinced of his "killer-looks" and popularity like how stupid people believe that mice only eat CHEESE. if you think he can make it right, then i think you really CANNOT MAKE IT.#2
Over zealous parents who always make their equally over-zealous kids join singing competitions. ummm....not a good idea to name the variety show. but you know, i really cannot stand children trying so hard....our eyebrows slowly become distorted as we watch them sing. like what are their parents thinking?!! are they like itching for stardom or something? maybe cus they themselves are too old to make it that's why they force their children to look like clowns [literally] on stage. OMO, the songs are the greatest IRK-factors. do you think a 4 year old will ask something like "mummy i wana be popular, please make me a super star." okay, maybe they're really BORN-performers but.......it just irks me cus i still think young children should just read enid blyton at home or maybe roll around the floor at kids-sports. #1
Edison Chen's new song is !@#$%. [before you wana rebut on this, go listen to it first.] it's like i didn't think it was THAT corny until i heard it for myself today. luckily i was at home cus i was laughing uncontrollably as he "rapped" away. OMO OMO OMO~~~~~~~ at first my eyes were mismatched then after that my eyebrows started twitching....then WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA.!!!!!!!! i'm appealing to you all, just please go listen to it. you'll be like "what the hell?!?!??!" cus the whole damn song is nothing but a failed attempt of narcisism. OMG. it's like i assure you, no matter what drop-dead good looks he has is still not gonna make up for this. at first he tried to sing, then he failed quite miserably but he still has his looks to fall back on. now he tries to rap...i wonder what his godbro Jay chou has to say about that sickening song. *shakes head* honestly, try harder lah....try harder... but it's best he keeps clear of music. cus he's only gonna make people remember him for all the wrong reasons.
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