then again i'm not an avid fan of the mag so naturally i won't know. but just recently, i realised it's quite a dumb but humouring source of entertainment. i must say they really have GOOD and buey-kiasi writers. man...when pens become the weapon of destruction...literally. be glad, my friend...and rejoice to the fact that you are unpopular and a nobody. at least you won't have to explain for your overreactive sweat-glands. LOL. oh, you won't know what i'm talking about if you don't watch tv or don't read 8 days. so get a life, get your 8 days~
..they should so pay me for advertising.
anyways, as usual lah, i was super entertained by the way some writers write about certain celebrities...like they just DISS you know...they don't give a care whether they'll earn themselves a lawsuit or not cus apparently, celebrities are so FILTHY rich [like angelina jolie who bought this US$450 stuffed girafe from this exclusive toy shop called FAO don't know what which i can't even pronounce, for her kids.] like honestly, the giraffe looks like one you can find in a pasa-malam OKAY.
...cool celebrities ALSO won't give hoot about mags like 8days, they'll prolly go "where do they even get the 8th day in a week idea from?" with that what-the-hell face. i'd reckon they'd be more interested pregnating themselves.
aiya, anyways, i just love to read about the ridiculously extravagant lives of some hollywood celebrities. some are ridiculously STEWPID and WHATEVER. umm, not some...ALOT. yeah, but i like to read. you may think i'm a Kpo, but i think i'm "helping the sales of mags". you call me a "voyuer", i call myself "a very concerned reader". LOL. gimme a break man!@! there's 8 DAYS EVERY WEEK y'know... i can't be ONLY reading the straits times right??????? LOL!!
okay, so you really are UNINTERESTED in all that gossipy stuff.
congratulations. =)
well i think you're just in denial cus i always say that too to make myself seem more sophisticated. hahahha....then the next thing, i'd be caught reading a celebrity gossip. HAHA. "wah.....mat, thought you don't like these stuff one?!?!?" lalalalalalaa.....it's like being caught for peeing in the pool. LOL.
so, let's not be so quick to deny...let's all be HONEST.
the point is...i'm getting to my point now....the last page of the mag is damn hilarious....they come up with really random stuff. sometimes they are so random they make me feel like an alien for laughing.
This week's about 3 letter SG-style horror flicks and their taglines which have the potential to outsell hollywood ones like "SAW".
Eg1 : TAX - "On April 15, it's time to pay..." [this is embarrassingly lame, i'm sorry]
Eg2: LAN - "just what is turning our teenage boys into mindless zombies?" [their equally mindless parents who allow them on the roads!]
Eg3: CPF - "there's nothing inside...or is there?" [they will put it in when the time comes. for now, you'll just have to wait]
Eg4: ERP - "it's here.... to drive you mad." [then don't drive lah!]
Eg5: SAF - "on Tekong, no one can hear you scream...." [no your platoon mates will, just that they pretend not to]
Eg6: PCK the Horror Movie "The mole..................it's ALIVE!" [.....no comments...]
OMG."'
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